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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

(Source: fwips)

Isn’t it funny how the memories you cherish before a breakup can become your worst enemies afterwards? The thoughts you loved to think about, the memories you wanted to hold up to the light and view from every angle—it suddenly seems a lot safer to lock them in a box, far from the light of day and throw away the key. It’s not an act of bitterness. It’s an act of self-preservation.
Ally Condie, First Day (via simply-quotes)

make me admit stuff please :)))))))))))

  • 1. How many bruises on you right now?

  • 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

  • 3. Have you stayed in a hospital?

  • 4. Is trust a big issue for you?

  • 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

  • 6. What are you excited for?

  • 7. What happened tonight?

  • 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

  • 9. Is confidence cute?

  • 10. What is the last beverage you had?

  • 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

  • 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

  • 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

  • 14. What are you going to spend money on next?

  • 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

  • 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

  • 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

  • 18. The last time you felt broken?

  • 19. Have you had a soft drink today?

  • 20. Are you starting to realize anything?

  • 21. Are you in a good mood?

  • 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

  • 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

  • 24. What do you want right this second?

  • 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

  • 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

  • 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

  • 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

  • 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

  • 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

  • 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

  • 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

  • 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks water?

  • 34. Listening to?

  • 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

  • 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

  • 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

  • 38. Who did you last call?

  • 39. Who was the last person you danced with?

  • 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

  • 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

  • 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

  • 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

  • 44. Do you tan?

  • 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

  • 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

  • 47. Who was the last person to call you?

  • 48. Do you sing in the shower?

  • 49. Do you dance in the car?

  • 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

  • 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

  • 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

  • 53. Is Christmas stressful?

  • 54. Ever eat a pierogi?

  • 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

  • 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

  • 57. Do you believe in ghosts?

  • 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

  • 59. Take a vitamin daily?

  • 60. Wear slippers?

  • 61. Wear a bath robe?

  • 62. What do you wear to bed?

  • 63. First concert?

  • 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

  • 65. Nike or Adidas?

  • 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

  • 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

  • 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

  • 69. Ever take dance lessons?

  • 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

  • 71. Can you curl your tongue?

  • 72. Ever won a spelling bee?

  • 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

  • 74. What is your favorite book?

  • 75. Do you study better with or without music?

  • 76. Regularly burn incense?

  • 77. Ever been in love?

  • 78. Who would you like to see in concert?

  • 79. What was the last concert you saw?

  • 80. Hot tea or cold tea?

  • 81. Tea or coffee?

  • 82. Favorite type of cookie?

  • 83. Can you swim well?

  • 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

  • 85. Are you patient?

  • 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

  • 87. Ever won a contest?

  • 88. Ever have plastic surgery?

  • 89. Which are better black or green olives?

  • 90. Opinions on marriage?

  • 91. Best room for a fireplace?

  • 92. Do you want to get married?

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